Road trip to one of my favourite places!

Road trip to one of my favourite places!

http://orlansky.org/post/95150096818/youre-one-of-the-good-guys-you-think-you-dont

orlansky:

You’re one of the good guys. You think. You don’t actually enjoy discussing tits with your buddies while drinking piss beer. It embarrasses you when you’re walking with a friend and he stops to check out a girl’s ass and perplexedly feels the need to announce his appreciation of it to the world….

Everyone thinks she fucks around, but all she wants to do is fall in love every night.
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I realized I hit rock bottom this week when I purchased instant coffee and went out in the middle of the day in give up on life pants to get cigarettes

Sometimes he needs to be alone, because solitude both kills him and revives him. And sometimes, he needs to be with just about anybody, just to get away from himself.
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Love this

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He’s way prettier than me!

He’s way prettier than me!

// 9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags//

collegehumor:

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Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.

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Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.

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I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’

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When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

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Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.

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Because I totally think the South will rise again. 

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Snuggles with miss Lulu 😺💗

Snuggles with miss Lulu 😺💗

Got a bloody painful paper cut from a box of tampons…

FREAK OUT! Essentially what I’m getting at here is…. Time to drink!

FREAK OUT! Essentially what I’m getting at here is…. Time to drink!

I'm young tatted up lady who lives North of Toronto and am trying to get into modelling. I've been at it for about a year so here's to hoping I have as much success in year 2! Cheers!