// 9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags//

collegehumor:

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Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.

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Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.

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I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’

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When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

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Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.

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Because I totally think the South will rise again. 

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Snuggles with miss Lulu 😺💗

Snuggles with miss Lulu 😺💗

Got a bloody painful paper cut from a box of tampons…

FREAK OUT! Essentially what I’m getting at here is…. Time to drink!

FREAK OUT! Essentially what I’m getting at here is…. Time to drink!

hattiestewart:

Recently collaborated with new brand Little Sunny Bite ! More to come soon.

Want!!!

hattiestewart:

Recently collaborated with new brand Little Sunny Bite ! More to come soon.

Want!!!

vendant:

please tell me i’m not the only one

Yuuuuupp!

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I ride bulls in my free time

I ride bulls in my free time

Bundle the shit up this morning kids! My boogers are frozen it’s so cold!!

Bundle the shit up this morning kids! My boogers are frozen it’s so cold!!

This is me waiting for people…. #boredomselfie #blah #deliveryday

This is me waiting for people…. #boredomselfie #blah #deliveryday

Me and my angel face Tach! #puppylove #family

Me and my angel face Tach! #puppylove #family

I'm young tatted up lady who lives North of Toronto and am trying to get into modelling. I've been at it for about a year so here's to hoping I have as much success in year 2! Cheers!