Everyone thinks she fucks around, but all she wants to do is fall in love every night.
I realized I hit rock bottom this week when I purchased instant coffee and went out in the middle of the day in give up on life pants to get cigarettes
Sometimes he needs to be alone, because solitude both kills him and revives him. And sometimes, he needs to be with just about anybody, just to get away from himself.
Because you’ve been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don’t worry, I like ‘em thick.
Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.
I would put ‘P’ on top of ‘U’
When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.
Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn’t catch him first.
Because I totally think the South will rise again.
Finish reading 9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Definite Red Flags
Got a bloody painful paper cut from a box of tampons…